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Things fall apart; the center cannot hold; and the days when fortune cookies were untouched by the long arm of the advertising industry are over. The New York Post reports that, in Chinese restaurants across New York City and around the country, ads for companies like Capital One and Dentyne are appearing on the back of fortune cookie fortunes. This serves as incontrovertible proof that, as a country, we have lost the plot and have started breaking down our most basic norms. Everyone knows the back of fortune cookies fortunes are for lottery numbers or, as I thought as a child, a string of numbers that looked fun together or for Chinese translations of basic English words. Fortune cookie fortunes are meant to be fun and wind up stuck in between the pages of a notebook, only to be uncovered years later and spark a fleeting moment of delight.
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Normally I spend New Years Eve at home with my husband and sons recovering from the holidays and back-to-back birthdays but me and my big mouth suggested that we throw a huge extended family New Years Eve party. Why do I do this to myself? We play games, make family visions boards, eat every appetizer under the sun, indulge in lots of bubbly and end the night or morning by breaking open a homemade, sparkling good fortune cookie.
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